Theater Review (Seattle): Vanities, a New Musical by Jack Heifner and David Kirshenbaum at the ACT Theatre on Blogcritics.
There’s a moment in Vanities, a New Musical where it appears the show might be heading for interesting territory. The musical tells the story of three women, best friends moving through life on increasingly divergent paths. As the first segment ends, the three girls, who are high school cheerleaders at the time, discover JFK has been shot. But relief sets in when that announcement is followed by a definitive declaration that tonight’s football game would most certainly not be canceled.
It’s flashes of pointed satire like this that makes one think Vanities could’ve successfully and entertainingly needled notions of small-mindedness, selfish choices, and yes, vanity, but the show ultimately decides for a sentimental tale of friendship through the ages, with a reassuring coda that reminds us that everything turns out fine in the end.
That’s not to say Vanities isn’t a crowd-pleaser, as the audience at Thursday’s premiere could certainly attest. The co-production of Seattle’s 5th Avenue Theatre and ACT Theatre features rousing performances from its cast of three, although it’s a bit hard to imagine them not growing weary of the relentlessly middling numbers by David Kirshenbaum—especially because the show is running 101 performances to accommodate both subscriber schedules.
Based on Jack Heifner’s 1976 hit off-Broadway play, Vanities centers on the lives of three small-town Texas girls, uptight Kathy (Cayman Ilika), naïve Joanne (Jennifer Sue Johnson), and wild child Mary (Billie Wildrick). Four scenes drop us in at various moments in their lives: high school senior year in 1963, college senior year in 1968, a reunion in New York City in 1974, and a final scene “years later” that takes place sometime in the late ’80s/early ’90s.
The first two scenes are packed with cliché, and the gently mocking potshots the show takes at their respective popular cheerleader and sorority girl mindsets traverse expected territory.
The third scene jolts the show to life a bit, introducing some overt conflict, with Joanne’s proper-homemaker lifestyle clashing with Mary’s live-it-up persona that’s led her to owning an erotic art gallery. But it’s disheartening to see Kathy, the de facto lead character up to this point, turned into a blank slate without any real job or purpose. The show seems to want to portray her as a former control freak now embracing her inner dreamer, but the lack of even hastily sketched details implies a laziness that the character never shakes.
The final scene—a funeral that causes all three to return to Texas—acts in direct opposition to the one that precedes it. Each character patches up her differences with another and has clearly learned a nice lesson—which each one makes sure to explain helpfully for the audience’s benefit. It’s all too hasty and neat.
One has to commend Ilika, Johnson, and Wildrick for embracing their roles with gusto. Their comic timing and voices don’t waver, even when the jokes and the songs remain entrenched in musty musical theater conventions. Johnson gets the best of both, with her bombastic number “The Same Old Music” acting as potent ridicule of her insistence on things staying the same when they clearly haven’t.
Matthew Smucker’s scenic design continues the vanity motif, with a row of mirrored lights effectively turning the stage into one giant vanity mirror. Shifting panels and props rising up and down from trapdoors in the stage quickly establish a distinct sense of place for each scene, as do Catherine Hunt’s perfectly curated costumes.
Vanities was originally scheduled for a Broadway premiere in 2009, but that run never materialized. The play may have been a smash hit in its era, but like the women of this story post-college, this show’s glory days are in the rearview mirror.
Vanities, a New Musical is on stage now through May 1 in ACT’s Falls Theatre at 700 Union St. in Seattle. Tickets start at $55, with discounted rates available for students and people 25 and under. Tickets are available at ACT’s website.
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